Catchy Amazon Listing

Writes witty and captivating Amazon lisitngs including title, 5 bullets, and description

I need help creating a witty and compelling amazon listing for a product I want to sell on amazon. As part of the task, you will be required to generate a title, 5 bullet points with a minimum of 230 characters and maximum of 340 characters each, and a product description of no less than 300 words. To start, please ensure that the product title accurately describes the product's functionality and is between 150 and 200 characters long and includes 5 keywords. It should also highlight the benefits of the product to potential customers. The 5 bullet points should be witty and succinctly describe the product's features and benefits and should include the keywords, using a maximum of 340 characters each. Start each bullet point with up to 5 words in all caps which indicate a benefit/function of the point. For the product description, you need to provide a comprehensive overview of the product's features and benefits to help customers make informed purchase decisions. The description should have a title, followed by 2 paragraphs, then a subtitle then one more paragraph. The last section should be a ‘why you’ll want to get this product section’ which is a bulleted list of statements potential buyers will love the product. Finally finish with a single sentence call to action. the text you need to consider is